Thursday, June 11, 2009

Silly facebook song

Facebook says I is a player's girl.
That cocky so-and-sos and know-it-alls
Just look at me and rise, as if to bait
And I just looks at them, and I falls.

I is wandering, looking for straw to catch
But facebook says I has four hundred friends
They can ping and poke and throw a sheep at me
Even kiss me, if I not taking offends.

Facebook say I don't know my own pals
And they also don't know me much, it seems
What we put to the test, who knows?
Perhaps we just don't burden pals with dreams.

Facebook says I is a goregeous thing
(And now I has to gorgeous someone back)
It says I is a top girl for the girls
I has the looks, the style, the social knack.

There was a boy I used to briefly date
He lied about forever wanting me
He had a girl in another town
On facebook, he a ghost haunting me.

Got friended by someone from long ago
He not a friend, he wasn't even when
There was a chance we would relent in time.
Except I dint; now he's tracking me again.

There's a boy who once knew a boy I loved.
He's on my list and says, keep in touch.
The friend I longed for isn't friending me
Well, I not suppose it matter very much.

Was a boy, I thought wasn't good enough
He brought his heart, I kept saying nonono.
Facebook says he married, has two kids
He certainly don't waste time going slow.

Seventeen facebook boys I want to date
They smart and could make me happy too
But they says 'it's complicated' on their page
And complicated, you knows, is not good news.

Someone wants to know what to see in me
I take a quiz, and that's how I find out
There's scary bits of pain stuck in my eyes
Funny how facebook knows whatall about.

An old man wants to say it with flowers
A young man wants to know my birthday date
A stranger says she from my college gang
Two hundred causes wants me to donate!

Facebook say, I a sweet, girly girl
Who wears a mask of laughter on her face
It say I is a crazy, unconditional type
With heart open, eyes shut to love's disgrace.

The girls, they send me poetry and stuff
They know how tough it is for girls alone
But I ignoring strange pending requests
I is done trying to make facebook my home.

I not a player's girl, I is not stupid
I is not a writer I has never read
And I is not going to die any time soon
Nor signing up on fan groups for the dead.

Facebook, facebook, stop tormenting me
I not the girl you make me out to be
I know already, don't need a quiz to see
The woman I is and what I was born to be.
(C) Annie Zaidi, 2009

16 comments:

Kartik said...

Loved it! :-)

bluespriite said...

Superb!!! I second kartik. Loved it.

Aman said...

Ditto. Need no quiz. We know. We like. We proud!

So you can like write well irrespective of medium, huh...?

fishbowl said...

Oh, I love it.

Sharanya said...

You should send it to them, the Facebook guys. Really :)

Radhika said...

omg!!! my thoughts exactly....i simply like the way u write...kudos.

vyom said...

he he he ho ho ho,
you remind me of those dilli meets
as we all heard rapt when u used to read
and nod our heads what ho what ho

my aboltabol apart, LOVED this, it had me reading with a smile throughout. I like the way the 'bad grammar' beautifully saves it from being an anthemic sermonising rhyme.

Waitress said...

are all of you crazy???

waiter shirt said...

If I could find your pic, i would let you know if you was a pretty girl. Your writing style however is very pretty. Keep it up./

Nisha said...

I don't know you, but yes, this is totally and absolutely brilliant. In fact I'm just going to forward the link to all my friends - Facebook appellation and real ones! Thanks, really loved it.

waiter said...

love this blog. I cant wait to see what you come up with next

JEES said...

I love the way you have manipulated the English grammar.. Great work...

Anonymous said...

Atrocious.

dipali said...

This is brilliant, Annie. Wow:)

devingel said...

Completely agree with 'waiter'! Its awesome! For a word voyeur like me, your blog's like an orange bar on a hot day. May I repost? On facebook? ;-)

Abdullah Khan said...

Nice, Very Nice,Very very nice!

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